It’s a known fact that girls don’t burp, fart, poop, or stink– at all. Obviously, every girl is a paragon of perfect hygiene.
YEAH RIGHT. Girls are human, and humans of every gender are pretty darn gross. Hey, there’s no shame in it! Being gross doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. In fact, it probably means you’re comfortable in this weird meat sack of a body we all have to grapple with– and what’s more aspirational than that??
Whether they’re willing to admit it or not, most girls do some pretty disgusting stuff when they think no one’s looking. If you’re not prepared to deal with that, you should honestly stop reading now. But if you’re ready to learn some seriously dirty secrets… well, I warned you.